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“I cannot make you understand.
I cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me.
I cannot even explain it to myself.”

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May. 17th, 2023 09:36 pm
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dm, [6/21 1:00 AM]

Date: 2023-06-22 06:33 pm (UTC)
nolitangere: (🩺261)
From: [personal profile] nolitangere
Oh, you don't do anything. I figured your proposal should be as nice as possible, since you won't get an actual one you're excited about for at least the next eight years. This next part is for you.

dm, [6/21 1:00 AM]

Date: 2023-06-22 07:15 pm (UTC)
nolitangere: (🩺029)
From: [personal profile] nolitangere
I'm sure.

[...] And sure. Although if you get me a pastel blue leisure suit I will be a little uncomfortably thrown.

dm, [6/21 1:00 AM]

Date: 2023-06-22 07:37 pm (UTC)
nolitangere: (🩺273)
From: [personal profile] nolitangere
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dm, [6/21 1:00 AM]

Date: 2023-06-22 07:37 pm (UTC)
nolitangere: (080)
From: [personal profile] nolitangere
[...] I opened that DM while I was holding a jar of achaar and now I have pickled mango all over my floor.

I mean if that's what you want. I don't back down from shit. Try me.

dm, [6/21 1:00 AM]

Date: 2023-06-22 08:19 pm (UTC)
nolitangere: (218)
From: [personal profile] nolitangere
Goofed too hard and now I’ve paid the price…

I’m gonna be real, I don’t know anything about suits other than: 1) don’t look like David Byrne in Stop Making Sense and 2) don’t look like Pee-wee Herman ever. If you tell me to get whatever I’m going to go to the Men’s Wearhouse in Albany and try to find something under $300, if that’s okay.

dm, [6/21 1:00 AM]

Date: 2023-06-22 09:05 pm (UTC)
nolitangere: (🩺235)
From: [personal profile] nolitangere
You're good. I'm just mad I got got.

Okay, I trust you. And if you do end up deciding you want a Talking Heads-themed wedding, I'm ready:

dm, [6/21 1:00 AM]

Date: 2023-06-22 09:17 pm (UTC)
nolitangere: (🩺052)
From: [personal profile] nolitangere
This is still Dorito-shaped, just flipped upside down.