What’s with the quotes lol? Do you think I grew him like one of those magical capsule sponges? (If so, you’re welcome for all the murder stuff! That’s for you, not for me.)
The quotes are just me being vaguely judgmental as I get used to the idea of you dating him "seriously". Quick question and I promise this is not a threat: how much would you enjoy seeing artful photographs of his mutilated body?
Jeremy set the standard for me judging your dates. [...] Don't worry about the gruesome photos. I was joking with him, and this just gave me ammunition to tease him. Surprise, we're getting along. You should be happy.
Oh, phew. See, he’s weird in the same way that you are. Surprise! That’s the real draw. The other stuff is just icing. […] It’s important to me that you too get along, so I am very happy! Thank you for including him in your machinations.
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DM, 5/26
Date: 2023-05-27 05:34 am (UTC)Oh god, is he giving serial killer vibes?I thought you would! Speaking of, how’s planning for your murder mystery party going? Do you need help?I absolutely could hurt their feelings. Ye of little faith.
DM, 5/26
Date: 2023-05-27 05:37 am (UTC)I think you'd strain yourself trying.
DM, 5/26
Date: 2023-05-27 06:19 am (UTC)Ugh, you’re right. I’d apologize immediately.
DM, 5/26
Date: 2023-05-27 06:30 am (UTC)I'm sorry that you like people.
DM, 5/26
Date: 2023-05-27 07:20 am (UTC)I would hate that. Why would I want that?
It’s terrible because, collectively, people are the worst.
DM, 5/26
Date: 2023-05-27 07:25 am (UTC)But individually they're very easy to love.
DM, 5/26
Date: 2023-05-27 02:14 pm (UTC)Surprise!That’s the real draw. The other stuff is just icing. […] It’s important to me that you too get along, so I am very happy! Thank you for including him in your machinations.Remarkably easy. Devastatingly easy, sometimes.