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[philomathean]

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DM, 5/26

[philomathean]

He's a smart, handsome doctor who cares deeply about the environment and brings me back treats when he goes to the store. What more do you want from me??? could a girl ask for?

I just hope they can keep their shenanigans out of the lab. We must preserve the sanctity of that space. If they want to be concerning, they can go to The Space Between and gawk. [...] That was mean. But I mean... they're both mean, so.

DM, 5/26

[stgermaine]

Mmhm. Those are a dime a dozen. [...] But I like his morbid streak.

I don't think you could hurt their feelings even if you tried. Anyway. Crysta's still an unknown, but I think Enoch would fling himself off the station if he allowed himself to look unprofessional while on the clock.

DM, 5/26

[philomathean]

Oh god, is he giving serial killer vibes? I thought you would! Speaking of, how’s planning for your murder mystery party going? Do you need help?

I absolutely could hurt their feelings. Ye of little faith.

DM, 5/26

[stgermaine]

It's a secret. I'm bonding with your "boyfriend" over his murder.

I think you'd strain yourself trying.

DM, 5/26

[philomathean]

What’s with the quotes lol? Do you think I grew him like one of those magical capsule sponges? (If so, you’re welcome for all the murder stuff! That’s for you, not for me.)

Ugh, you’re right. I’d apologize immediately.

DM, 5/26

[stgermaine]

The quotes are just me being vaguely judgmental as I get used to the idea of you dating him "seriously". Quick question and I promise this is not a threat: how much would you enjoy seeing artful photographs of his mutilated body?

I'm sorry that you like people.

DM, 5/26

[philomathean]

This isn’t a Jeremy Hyslop situation. I’m pretty sure he actually likes me.

I would hate that. Why would I want that?

It’s terrible because, collectively, people are the worst.

DM, 5/26

[stgermaine]

Jeremy set the standard for me judging your dates. [...] Don't worry about the gruesome photos. I was joking with him, and this just gave me ammunition to tease him. Surprise, we're getting along. You should be happy.

But individually they're very easy to love.

DM, 5/26

[philomathean]

Oh, phew. See, he’s weird in the same way that you are. Surprise! That’s the real draw. The other stuff is just icing. […] It’s important to me that you too get along, so I am very happy! Thank you for including him in your machinations.

Remarkably easy. Devastatingly easy, sometimes.