philomathean | IC SPAM

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If you’re sure.

Can I please get you a suit, at least?

I'm sure.

[...] And sure. Although if you get me a pastel blue leisure suit I will be a little uncomfortably thrown.

Really? You don't like this?

With a tasteful 'No Biting ⬇' temporary tattoo?

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[...] I opened that DM while I was holding a jar of achaar and now I have pickled mango all over my floor.

I mean if that's what you want. I don't back down from shit. Try me.

Noooo, not the achaar! I'm too funny. I don't know the strength of my own goofs. I'm so sorry.

I 💯% believe you would commit to the bit, but no thank you. It's a gift. I'll get whatever you like.

Goofed too hard and now I’ve paid the price…

I’m gonna be real, I don’t know anything about suits other than: 1) don’t look like David Byrne in Stop Making Sense and 2) don’t look like Pee-wee Herman ever. If you tell me to get whatever I’m going to go to the Men’s Wearhouse in Albany and try to find something under $300, if that’s okay.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll make you more.

Never mind! I have taken your 'do not wants' into consideration and I will handle it. Something simple, classic. Probably black. You look good in black.