philomathean | IC SPAM

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Yeah, but did he have a head injury while taking it?

Do you have a head injury?

Someone went ‘woooo!’ when it happened, remember?

But it’s fine. Jack fixed it.

What’s the bug shell for?

He’s useful for things other than snack deliveries, too. Good to know.

It helps but it’s not a helmet.

What did he bring you? If it’s better than what he brought me, I’m going to be a little mad.

Choco pies. I would also be mad if he brought you something worse. [...] But it’s nice to be thought of.

[…] It is nice, isn’t it?

Is gift giving one of your preferred love languages?

Now why do you need that information?

Because no one will give it to me and that makes me want it even more.

I dunno. I don’t think so, really. I like food, but I don’t like having a lot of junk.

That fits my image of your personal brand.

I'm comfortable with that.

It's making the roommate situation difficult, though.

Who's the roommate?

Edited (feel free to ignore this is you've MOVED ON emotionally) 2023-06-01 18:58 (UTC)

Poet. They're like [...] an annoying ghost that haunts furbies.