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Neither am I. Crysta dances. I'd sort of stand against the wall and try to headbang to the beat. But I think in general people are more tolerant of guys who can't dance, so I was really just coasting on patriarchy at da club. And okay, swanky bars. [...] Rooftop bar at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in Beverly Hills, that's your scene, no dancing required. So if you'd lived in LA, you would have been safe, because I never went there.

Who's Gavin?

Really zeroed in on the swanky bar part. I’m multidimensional! […] Why are you so sure I wouldn’t have liked meeting you?

Oh shoot. I shouldn’t have said. […] Gavin is her older brother. You can look up the details.

Well, I mentioned it because I think you would have liked the view. If you think refineries have a certain beauty to them, a huge, sprawling metropolis out of Clean Air Act attainment at night seems up your alley. And because of the bad dancing, the uncute tote bags, and the toxicity lmfao.

[...] ~~What do you mean by "the details?" You're acting like something terrible happened~~ Okay. I'll take a look.

Btw, I didn't hear you this morning. Did you just get up? [...] Did you get banged up by Momma Mole?

Hm, you're right. I do miss living in a city, sometimes. Better this way then. I'm glad I didn't miss my opportunity to know you over a drunken, toxic hookup. [...](DON'T say anything annoying. The storm has made me tender. And I know you're glad too. I have Gaspard as proof.)

Don't mention that I brought it up, okay?

Aw. No, I've been up. I'm just not moving around much up here. My ankle is bothering me a little, that's all.

[...] 😃👍 (Not saying anything annoying.)

~~I'm not going to get in trouble over this, am I?~~ I won't. This is going into the same sworn secrecy bucket as the playlists.

Do you want me to take care of that? If it's just a sprain that'll be like 30 seconds.

That would be great, actually. Yes. I'm getting frozen pea water all over my couch :(

Be up in 5. 🦶🏃

(We're not beating the foot fetish allegations.)

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