Not sure. I know Crysta won't care and the new people who don't know us won't think it's odd, either. But your colleagues and [...] our high school classmates, that's who I'm worried about.

When I was Googling everything, I learned the statute of limitations for citizenship fraud is 10 years and theft of major artworks is 20. We're kind of mid tbh.

Technically speaking, haven't we been calling each other pet names for years? [...] Did you call Chinstrap Chinstrap or was he your Big Baller 💕