[…] I’ve never had my measurements taken. I have a large Express slim fit suit, I just pin the waist. Does that work?

And fine, right, okay, you’re the expert. I’m backing off.

You don’t have to justify Chinstrap Jeremy to me, no judgment here. Maybe a little. I didn’t know you liked basketball, though. […] If you’re a Rockets fan, we may have marital strife.